My wife is a prude

I wanted to do something in bed and she said no. I have normal male fantasies that every guy has and she won't participate.
Last week I told her I wanted to be on top in reverse cowgirl while she pleasured my bum with a large cucumber. Totally normal stuff. I was so angry when she said no way.
Now I feel like it's going to be a downer when I try on my new heels and fishnet stockings.
I hate that my wife doesn't understand what a normal s** life is.

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  • LOL! So funny that some people are taking you seriously (that is actually funnier than your post)!

    All you need is a kinky girlfriend on the side. She can take off your heels and pleasure your bum with one of those, while she hangs off your stockings. Totally normal stuff!

  • I would love to do stuff like that to you
    She's your wife she should do what she's told

  • Take your trolling elsewhere, you've no idea of a "normal" s** life

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