My wife is a prude
I wanted to do something in bed and she said no. I have normal male fantasies that every guy has and she won't participate.
Last week I told her I wanted to be on top in reverse cowgirl while she pleasured my bum with a large cucumber. Totally normal stuff. I was so angry when she said no way.
Now I feel like it's going to be a downer when I try on my new heels and fishnet stockings.
I hate that my wife doesn't understand what a normal s** life is.