I was at the store buying crap to eat
I was at the store buying crap to eat, today, and the actual meaning of life occourred to me. It's never occourred to anyone else I have ever known of, before, and I am pretty sure that almost anyone that figured it out would have told people, and word would have gotten around, which is why I believe that I am the first person to figure it out. No one has ever reached the conclusion that I have, before. I know the actual meaning of life. In fact, many of you do, too, you just haven't realized it. It has nothing to do with religion, so don't go off thinking I'm just going to bombard you with bullshit about god, or whatever. I know the actual meaning of life and I am going to tell you it, tomorrow, at about the same time. I'm serious. This is the real meaning of life. Just check back some time later, tomorrow, and I will post it here - the actual meaning of life revealed on confessionpost.