Thinger Majigger

This is the boy with Fucko Lucko my lucky dragon-iguana. He happens to be in a good mood today because I fed him for the first time in like 3 weeks. I just forgot about him for a while, oopsie! lolz. But he is still survive so no harm done.
But I have some new gossip about myself to inform you all of. I met a girl at the DMV (even though i was mad because they wont let me drive!) and she told me that she wants to put my thing in her thing, but I don't know what this means. I have a lot of things, most of them are in my closet, lolz, it is rate messy. But should I let her borrow my thing? She said it would take all night, and I don't know if I trust her with any of my things for that long.

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  • ^hahahahahah
    shut up, why do you even care?

    RELAX. everything will be ok haha

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  • Yes, she is nice, i would like to let her borrow my thing.
    But how do i give it to her? She lives in the westside trailor park and my fat aunt does not let me go there since she says it is a place of fournikation and adultary. But i do not know what fournication is, and i like to think i am an adult!

    Also, what do I wrap up? Should I bring her a cake and wrap it in tin foil?

  • Don't listen to these two ** tards above me. They're probably women. You want to give her your thing. Trust me its a good thing.

    Rack the Jipper

  • ^ I heartily agree.

  • Don't give her your thing. You don't need to reproduce.

  • yes but make sure she has no diseases and, this is important. wrap it up man.

  • yes. Give her your thing since you appear to be too stupid to use it properly.

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