The Donation Baskeet
One day I was at church and the donation basket came around. Being the good man I am, I reached into my wallet and pulled out a 20. I put it in the basket and church went on. Later that night I was hanging out with my girlfriend when she grabbed for my ** which soon became stiff and throbbing. One thing led to another and we were about to have **. I reached into my wallet for a condom but it wasn't there. You won't believe the look I got on my face when I realized what happened. To this day she won't let me forget it. We laugh about it at least once every week.
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