I had my second and last endoscopy

I'm 68 and today I had an endoscopy. In case you don't know what an endoscopy is its where the doctors examine your colon to see if you have cancer or some other problem.

You have to fast for 24 hours except for jello and broth and you take this s*** medicine called miralix. You drink it with gatorade and it clears your colon of waste.

At the end of the procedure your a*** feels like it was worked over with sandpaper.

They put you out and they examine your colon. I had two polyps and some other problem similar to a stomach ulcer which isn't serious nor does it require treatment.

The cut the polyps out and are going to test them to see if they were pre cancerous. The doctor said they didn't look like they were cancerous but the lab will make sure.

Ok the procedure is over and I feel like H***.

I'm 68 and I swear I'll never do this s*** (literally) again.

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  • Hope you're ok

  • My Doctor told me I needed to have that procedure. I told him no thanks!

  • 28 “Come to me, all you who are weary and burdened, and I will give you rest. 29 Take my yoke upon you and learn from me, for I am gentle and humble in heart, and you will find rest for your souls. 30 For my yoke is easy and my burden is light.”


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  • Whats that got to do with doctors sticking a tube up your ass and cutting something out of it?

  • I find the clean out refreshing

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