Poor old wizzo

My mate wizzo has a wife who continually cheats on him. The live in Aldershot which is a big barracks town and I don't think there is one squaddy in that barracks who ain't had his missus. Once he was in the Station pub and in front of poor old wizzo she blew a squaddy in public! Wizzo is too much of a wimp to fight little girls that alone a full grown squaddy. It ain't fair. I thought my missus was bad, she has had most blokes in our home town Milton Keynes and she don't smell too nice but I love her.

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  • That is why all the dogs in Aldershot have an odd look on their faces.

  • Mark 'Wizzo' Swindells is known in Aldershot because he was once caught s******* a dog, his nickname is "wizzo the dog-nobber'. That is why his missus won't go near him any more. As for his missus what can I say? She gives the best BJ in Aldershot and quite possibly the whole of southern England - man it is great. She loves to play with c**, I was at a squaddy orgy with about 50 squaddies and 10 girls and Zoe was taking mouthfuls of c** and gargling it and then swapping it with her mate Charlotte. Boy was that hot. You know, in these events, that she will end up drenched in c** and with loads in her tummy. After downing a wine glass full I have seen her and Charlotte sick it all up before now they had drunk so much. To clean themselves up they get the guys to p*** on them! Happy days.

  • Sorry wizzo I was only trying to help and I must tell you something. I know I am an old man in his 70s and you are a relative young man but Wizzo I LOVE YOU, with all my heart. Looking forward to the day we can consummate our love.
    Colin xxxxxx

  • I live near aldershot, tempted to go down and see this ugly bird who can suck like a w****

  • I am a squaddy in Aldershot and I know and have biblical knowledge of wizzo's missus, who is called Zoe Swindells. She is as ugly as sin but has lovely t*** and boy what a BJ she gives, she can deep throat the largest guys and when they c** she just gargles it for a while, unless she is deep throating and then it goes straight down. Old touronroute is right she don't even care if wizzo is watching or not, she hates the guy. He's a wimp.

  • Thanks touronrote (aka Colin Smith, Milton Keynes) I really wanted everyone to know about my cheating missus NOT. Thanks a f****** bunch you f***** arsehole!

  • Note to self: Avoid Aldershot!

  • 15 Now the tax collectors and sinners were all gathering around to hear Jesus. 2 But the Pharisees and the teachers of the law muttered, “This man welcomes sinners and eats with them.”

    3 Then Jesus told them this parable: 4 “Suppose one of you has a hundred sheep and loses one of them. Doesn’t he leave the ninety-nine in the open country and go after the lost sheep until he finds it? 5 And when he finds it, he joyfully puts it on his shoulders 6 and goes home. Then he calls his friends and neighbors together and says, ‘Rejoice with me; I have found my lost sheep.’ 7 I tell you that in the same way there will be more rejoicing in heaven over one sinner who repents than over ninety-nine righteous persons who do not need to repent.

  • It's from the book of lies. Surely only little babies believe in fairy stories.

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