Gary Loves Cindy

I'm Cindy's husband and if I ever see you anywhere close to my wife Gary, I will split your head wide open! Call her or contact her in anyway and I will split your head to the white meat.

Wow, Gary, you've got it bad. I hope things work out for you with Cindy whom you obviously sincerely love very much. Nice to see a confession like yours!

Please don't wait for that to happen, where you both "find yourselves single". Ask her out, let her know you're interested, and just keep after her -- politely -- until she says yes. The only way you're going to know if she's the one you're supposed to be with is if you place yourselves together and explore one another. If it doesn't work out, at least you'll have made love and you'll know each other better, then you can continue your marriages. Good luck!