The wife

Wife texted me this morning. It simply said, "I needed that." I asked what she was talking about. She said she just had 3 big o******. I said, "Oh with your toy? Nice!" She said, "Nope." I said, "Confused then." She said, "Troy came over and we had breakfast." (Troy is one of her best friends since she was little.) She continued, "He paid for breakfast so I paid him back in bed."

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  • Fake!

  • What a s***

  • So did she give you lunch?

  • I'll pay for breakfast

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