I did it again!!

Yesterday night while I was wrapping it up at work, I again gave into extra marital gratification. Only this time I handled it in a quick act by bending over my desk in order to avoid seeing my boss’s face while having an o*****. I confessed to the lord in what I have done and I asked only forgiveness as I repent for my obscene act. Thank you for reading what I needed to confess out in the open.

there is no "lord "
have fun .

We should challenge each other. I bet you I can get off ten times in one day!

It is not a sin, enjoy!

You want blasphemy?
god can get on his f*****' knees when I spank it. That way, I can dump a load all over him.

How's that? : )

^ ^Watch out, that could be called blasphemy!

I'm sure your lord gets his jollies watching you so it all evens out