What men want

No they don't. They just don't want a whining b**** with a negative toxic attitude, constantly on their back. It's self evident which category you must fall into.

I want men to get off their a******* to date and f*** me and do something more then the pub of "c*** n do's"

Not all men are heterosexual!! You're are too stereotypical and prejudiced!!!

Yeah. That's me. Hookers. I want hookers. I'll have an order of hookers to go. I mean . . . to come.

STDs.

You are wrong. You still haven't found the right guy, that's all.
Sure, lots of guys are looking for occasional s** without relationship, but I believe that most of them settle down some day, and have a wife they feel obligated to. I know that for sure, because I'm a guy, and I'm not looking for "hookers" for a long time now.. (-;
You just need to meet YOUR "mr. right"

Yes, oh yes! Hookers are GREAT! We all love hookers!

This is not true.

Did somebody say "free hookers"? Count me in!!!

Our marriage counsellor suggested we should abstain from s** and masturbation for 3 months. We had to hug and kiss and hold hands for 15 minutes each night. Mate it ended up the best thing. So s** is not everything.

A question: are all those hookers clean? Maybe that's too much to ask, since they're free and all, but I was wondering.

I think you've identified an underserviced (so to speak) market segment. I wish you well in your new venture, and I know you'll succeed in this business. Well, except for the fact that there's no money it. But if you solve THAT problem, you'll make a b***** fortune. Bonne chance, mon ami!!

I understand your point, obviously, but what I actually want is wives AND girlfriends. And then, on the occasional weekend jaunt, I'll have the hookers. Free. And lots of them. Thank you.

Yes. Where do I sign up?

Sorry to disappoint you, but I want love and not s**.

Not so my friend. S** with no cost has no value.