Breaking one of the Top Ten

For the past year, I have been totally coveting my neighbor's wife. I want her. I want her badly. I want her all the time. I want her permanently. I can't help it. As of today, I've kept it a secret. But I don't know how much longer that can last. Probably not much longer, because I think she knows that I get an ** anytime we're in the same room together.

By Anonymous