How to deal with annoying colleagues
I used to work with a guy and I got him into online dating but he started being an asshat asking me to check his emails at lunch break and wanting me to prioritise his stuff over my ebay stuff. So one day I set up a yahoo account in a girls name and started emailing him saying I had got his message off idealpartner. He fell for it hook, line and sinker. When he asked where I lived I told him it was a very upmarket area of the city. Then he started to talk about meeting up. I told him I was a manageress of a nightclub, and why didnt he come down to the club this Friday night, if he arrived at ten at night he would have time for a few drinks before I finished and I would come out and meet him in the club. So then he asked which club it was, so I had to find a club. I went onto Yell and searched for nightclubs in the city and one came up. It helped that it was listed as our citys 'Premier gay and lesbian nightspot'. This guy came into work on Monday morning furious at being set up 'I went to that f****** q**** nightclub some b****** set me up i'll kill them if I ever find out who did it' he said. Brilliant!