I am secretly building a home on the moon. I've been covertly launching supplies up as tag-a-longs to rover missions and under the guise of in orbit satellite repairs over the course of the past 3 years. Most recently, in conjunction with SpaceX, I have landed a specially designed robot on the surface to work on the foundation laying and early stages of construction. Everything is underway and I myself am scheduled to land and christen at my new moon residence in 2020. I cannot wait to waive goodbye to you foolish earthlings.