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Listening to boss take a dump
I work in an office in a manufacturing facility that is very male dominated. The only female employee this plant has ever had is our current general manager. Our office area expanded a few years ago when she was hired on, and the construction was a little half assed. Up until then there was only one bathroom by the offices. The office I am now in used to be a larger office, half of which they converted into a women's bathroom. Of course, she's the only person who ever uses it. Every morning at 9:00 we have a staff meeting, and every morning at 9:30 she goes into that bathroom and takes a dump. I can hear everything that happens in there plain as day. I respect her as a boss, but she's a no-nonsense ball buster. Listening to her grunt and ** every morning has made her much less intimidating. Her sigh of relief when she's done makes my day. Then she goes in there a few times throughout the day to pee, which isn't quite as exciting, but I still try not to miss it. Sometimes she talks to herself in there, usually practicing what she is going to say in a meeting. If I'm lucky, she'll take another dump in the afternoon. I'm amazed if I ever manage to get any work done.
You should spike some muffins or food item on party day or whenever you have a day when people bring food in for a meeting whatever spike it with some Dr Shultz colon cleanse .. maybe you should ** her
What.. The.. ** ....
Yawn...