I worship Shrek
Well what started off as a joke has turned into something much more. I was never really attracted to him at first me and my friend's would ** around saying shrek is love shrek is life but then outta nowhere i got a sick fetish for him. I remember googling images of shrek and seeing a picture of him ** with a huge ** and belly it turned me on so much! I would ** almost every night to it just the thought of him ** me and pushing my face down with his big hands would make my ** water😳 i know i have a dark secret it's even got to the point where i purchased a huge shrek 2 poster with his arm's crossed smiling i stick a ** to the wall and just ** on it for hours sometimes even letting it enter me 😔 i wanna stop i really do any suggestions please i hate that ive come this low...
I got an idea:
Block everything shrek on the Internet.
Embrace the Ogrelord my child! He is everywhere, even in your heart, and cares about your feelings. He put you on this green Swamp, after all. And remember, don’t get off to Drek or any of the Anti-Brogres! Only the Ogrelord. Only the Ogrelord. Amen!
I worship Zeena Shrek. Oh, wait a minute, that's Zeena Schreck. Nevermind.