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Who does that
4 years ago my wife and i moved to be closer to her family due to some health issues, Since i work from home it was no big deal to move but we did leave the city we had both been in for years (20 for me and 15 for her) so we moved away from all of our friends.
We went back and stayed at my friends place and Saturday night we all got pretty wasted, It was the first time away from the kids for us in a long time so we did it up good. We came back to their place and headed to bed, My wife was obviously ** and we were messing around. Eventually i was standing beside the bed with her on her stomach propped up on her elbows giving me a **, Out of the blue my friend who i have known for 20 plus years and was one of the first people i met when i moved there walked in.
He was obviously wasted as he stumbled over to the bed and i didn't really know what to do and just kind of froze, He walked right up and sat on the bed, My wife looked over and her eyes got huge as she looked up at me but he didn't say anything for a couple seconds and finally just hiccuped, Looked at my wife then at me, Took a deep breath and sighed then through slurred speech said "Yeah...So, Anyway...I miss you guys...Carry on" then reached over, Ran his hand down my wife's back and gave her a little smack on her left cheek and left the room.
As soon as the door closed my wife jumped up, looked at me and said "what the ** was that?" and we both burst out laughing, I did up my pants and went to the living room and he was already passed out face down on the couch, The next morning i sat across the table from him as he was obviously nursing a serious hangover and he looked at me as i stared at him, He said "What?", I started laughing and said "Um...Do you remember coming to our room when we got home?", He looked a bit puzzled and said "I did?", And i proceeded to tell him what he did, Not sure if he remembers or not but claims he doesn't but he was super embarrassed, When my wife stumbled into the kitchen she was red faced as soon as she looked at him and he immediately apologized but shortly after we were all laughing about it.
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