Pregnant and not sure who the Father is

How old are you and how old is Luke? How did you end up sleeping with him?

SUICIDE IS PAINLESS.

^^^ LOOOOOOOOL ^^^

Luke... I am your father.

dont forget the homeless clown that stalks you oh wait forget i said that

plus the niebors bike

LOL That's gonna be a lot of awkward DNA tests.
the mailman
the paperboy
the UPS guy
the neighbor
the cable guy
the Walmart greeter ...

maybe you f***** the d**** hidden in your room - you are a s***.

*or cat