July 28 is fast approaching and it is a depressing anniversary for me. On 7/28/79, when I was in college, I was kneed really hard right in the genitals by a girl named Lisa at a party. Lisa put me in the hospital and she totally emasculated me. That was the last time I've ever groped a woman. Now, whenever I get the urge to touch a woman's body parts I get flashbacks from 7/28/79 when Lisa kneed my genitals in. From that day on, my sexuality has been a complete dysfunctional train wreck.