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Carrots
Straight male here.
Heard about **.
Have no desire or intention of having gay **,in fact it repulses me.
But I bought some carrots the other day,and whilst ** had the idea of trying one in my **.
Went small and gave it a go,was well lubed up with butter lol.
Tbh,I tried all angles to get the prostate,and I can't see the fuss about it.
All I ended up with was a carrot that smelt of ** and a slippery ars.ehole.
😂😂😂😂 I won't eat carrots again thanks for sharing!!! But just as a warning, putting things such as carrots,cucumbers,frozen hot dogs,squash,or anything you can think of, will only result in a trip to the E.R. things like that can break off inside your ** and even a woman's **.
Finally a real confession, and a funny one too. Sorry m8, it really was funny the way you put it! !
Mmmm,a ** smelling carrot!
Yum yum in my tum!!!
Are you looking forward to your 13th birthday?
I did try a few positions,leg up on the chair and poking it in from behind,and tried to squat on it, ended up kind of slouched on the chair with a leg up over the arm, I think I defo did touch the prostate as something felt different up there and tingly.
May try a bent one next time lol,that's if I do try it again!
Also, may be a bit too much info, but I couldn't f.uck myself with it,as in sliding it back and forth, as it felt uncomfortable , I just pushed it in poked about😅
Pulling it out after wasn't the nicest feeling either!
Ha!!!!!
Need the natural curvature of a ** deep inside you to really hit the prostate ;)