Want a tea do you??
I work at sea,my skipper is an ar.se.ho.le.
So, I volunteer to make him a tea when I'm on watch with him.
A special tea.
I spit in it,I itch my ar.se and rub my finger round the rim, and I on occasion put the teabag in my Gooch whilst waiting for the kettle to boil.
I have had them between my ar.se cheeks many a time,and have also far.ted through them.
He's a cu.nt who has poor personal hygiene which is very odd when you command a wage of £120,000 a year.
I hate him and will continue to spike his tea.