Getting my wife drunk

I like to get my wife drunk at home, and watch her stagger around drunkenly.

Last night she was so drunk she staggered around naked in front of an open window of our apartment building and kept drinking and drinking until she could not walk or talk. She is SO HOT when drunk, something so slutty about my normally reserved wife getting herself bombed drunk and staggering around.

Tags:
Reported

216 Comments

  • newest
  • oldest
  • most replies
  • most popular
  • My wife has an open p**** with stretched p**** lips and when she bends over with her short skirts in public everyone sees inside of her. She is always wet as she wants me to f*** her before she goes out. We had a business and before she went to the bank she would j*** off to a girlie book, then pee, then have me f*** her a second time, and then go out without wiping herself.

  • My wife played tennis without panties after I f***** her twice and she didn't wipe her c***. She also loves going shopping with short skirts and no panties after I f*** her, she pees, she jerks off, and I f*** her again. She never wipes her p**** and as she walked out to go shopping one time her c*** was making squishing noises and she still just walked out. All her skirts are so short that she leaves wet spots on seats , but others that are a bit longer all have c** stains on them. Even dresses. She wore a black dress to a Christmas party a few times and the entire inside is full of c** stains. Even the inside of her fur coat is full of stains. She loves it all.

  • Not planning on sharing her, but the wife knows now, Friday night, she gets dressed up, I take her out and she does not leave until she is a slurring, stumbling staggering mess. I take her home, and we have fun. Its so hot watching her drink herself stupid, slutty and sloppy. She now knows that friday night, she is nothing more than my drunk sloppy s l u t to use.

  • Remember folks, she is never too old to get drunk dumb and sexy!

    My new girl Regina, getting herself loaded for me in her apartment before moving
    https://i.imgur.com/Wc6bMBi.jpg

  • Good day Leanne. How are you? AJ

  • HI - end of the week - thank god - have struggled recovering from the weekend. Saw ur post from below - no I didn't bring any wine back with me. Just going get changed now and meet up with some colleagues for a drink but I intend to behave. Hope things are going well for u too - Leanne

  • Hi Leanne—thought I’d put a post up here as well. Glad you have plans for more fun— and we know what kind of misbehavior can happen, even with the best of intentions—so have a great time. Things are good here also. Do share how you’re doing along the way, and perhaps we can post more as you are out. AJ

  • Good morning to you Leanne. How was last night for you? AJ

  • Quiet night out - came home early - had couple vodkas here. When husband went to bed I phoned Brent - mmmmmmmm

  • Mmmm indeed. Sounds like that was a very intense call. When are you seeing him again? AJ

  • Hopefully in a fortnight or the weekend after

  • Good for you. What are you doing tonight? AJ

  • What’s your favorite drink? AJ

  • Morning AJ - hope your wife is making you happy. I like several drinks - wine, champagne, vodka, rum and coke, tequila, baileys, drambue, kahula. Leanne

  • Hello Leanne—can’t go wrong with any of those drink choices—great to pick one for an evening or to sample several through the night. As for my wife making me happy, well, it’s**** or miss. I gather your husband is still not doing the job as far as making you happy is concerned? AJ

  • That should be “hit or miss” above. Not sure why that would have been censored. AJ

  • I understand re hit and miss. I'm also partial to a good daiquiri. As for my husband - we are more like friends than lovers - that's ok - I'm sort of used to it by now - anyway I've got Brent now.
    Does your wife get drunk for you? I started drinking when I was young and it nearly always has the same effect on me. Leanne

  • From time to time she will. Not anything like you though—you are a cut above. Given what you’ve shared about yourself, how attractive you are and how you love to get drunk and be wild, I don’t understand why your husband would not be there with you enjoying it all, and instead wants you to behave. Perhaps I am missing something here, so tell me if what I said makes sense. AJ

  • There's some issues I haven't told you that are private. Leanne

  • I understand. AJ

  • Good day Leanne. How was the rest of your weekend? Hope you got to enjoy yourself a bit. AJ

  • Hi Leanne—If you would ever be interested in communicating away from this site, let me know how I can reach you. It would be far superior in terms of privacy and ease of response. Completely up to you, and if not, I am of course happy to continue posting with you here. AJ

  • How do I suggest somewhere else without saying it here? Leanne

  • Let’s think about that. AJ

  • I have an idea but need to think more about it. AJ

  • Ok - I'm off to bed now - will check tomorrow evening

  • Good morning Leanne. I have a possible solution to try later if you would like. Have a great day. AJ

  • Hi Leanne—I’ll post my solution next time you reply. AJ

  • Hi AJ - sorry, really busy with work this week. Hope you are well. Leanne

  • Hi Leanne—good to hear from you and all the best with your work. We’ll catch up soon. AJ

  • Hi Leanne—hope all is well with you. Any plans for fun for the coming weekend? AJ

  • Hi AJ - Fri morning here - just heading off to work - it's cold here! Nothing big this weekend - how about you? Couple of drinks after work - that's all. Take care. Leanne

  • I was going to post an email address if you would want to contact me off this site. AJ

  • Hi Leanne—Glad all is well with you. Are you going to check here again soon? AJ

  • Hi babe how r u fri night here had few drinks after work and bogtttle shiraz feeelinggood r u online Leanne xxxx

  • I am. Sounds like you’re having a great night! AJ

  • Let me know how you’re doing out there. AJ

  • Hi AJ I am so so sorry ok. I tried posting you but it didn't send and I had a few more drinks and I really really wanted to chat with u because Brent is away this weekend and I couldn't talk to him and I ended up so frustrated and I cried and cried. Obviously was drunker than what I thought because Ive woken up with a really bad headache - need to take some painkillers and have a shower and make a coffee. Im so sorry about last night. Leanne xxx

  • It’s ok Leanne. This site is terrible to post on. Let’s try to link up again soon. I would like that. AJ

  • Hi AJ - mid afternoon here - feeling better now. Hope you are having a good day (or is it night there - if so, I hope your wife is doing to you what I wanted to do last night lol) Leanne

  • Hi Leanne—glad you are feeling better now. It is night here, and I would love to know exactly what you wanted to do to me last night, because I have a feeling I would enjoy it very much. Do you want me to give you a way to contact me off site so you can tell me in private? AJ

  • Yes please babe - Leanne

  • It’s a34j2009@gmail.com. AJ

  • Hi Leanne. How was the rest of your winery trip?

  • OMG - when you wake and don't know where you are, your still unsteady on your feet and can't find your clothes you know it was a big night! I wrapped a sheet around myself and went out to find a guy in the living room - I had no idea who he was. Evidently I was at his place and my clothes were being washed because I had vomited on myself on the way home. He ended up being a really sweet guy - I spent another night at his place after a few drinks and we had great s**.

  • Sounds like you had all the fun the law will allow—and then a little bit more! How did your girlfriends make out?

  • They are p***** off with me because they didn't know where I was and they were worried about me - I haven't really talked to them.

  • It’s understandable that they would have been concerned about you, but surely they were off having their own fun as well at the time, so they shouldn’t be too p***** at you.

  • I was 'missing' for a day - 2 of them stayed behind for me so they are angry - I lost my phone somewhere and couldn't contact them. My husband is also super mad because evidently I phoned him while I was out and told him some truths.

  • Uh-oh—just how truthful were you?

  • I told him how disappointing he was and some other stuff I think - we're not talking

  • Those are some hard truths.

  • Are you planning to see the guys you met again?

  • YES! Just Brent the last guy - I can't contact the other guy I've got no details. Brent is really sweet.

  • Did you go out with no bra and panties?

  • Sure did

  • That’s so hot 🥵

  • Can you describe what you look like? Would like to get a picture in my mind of you having all of this fun.

  • 5ft6 short wavy reddish brown hair ok bod - 32b widish hips. Im still reasonably slim and fit

  • You sound very physically attractive, and your wild streak just amplified your attributes.

  • Thanks u - this site is nuts to keep up with - the conversation is all over the place

  • My pleasure. It is nuts to follow. Will keep finding you though.

  • So - am I just communicating with just one person - I assume a male - or are there different people here

  • One male

  • All of these have been from me from the start.

  • Ok - so do u have a name and how old are u

  • My name is AJ...I’m in my 40s.

  • Hi AJ. So when these boxes get small we just start again?

  • Hi Leanne. You can start a new comment any time you want. I think eventually the typing goes back to the left edge. Whatever you prefer.

  • Hi again Leanne. It’s nice to have been formally introduced to you. How was the rest of your day since our last contact? AJ

  • Hi AJ - just a normal day - nothing special. At least today is Friday - get to relax tonight. Are u married too? Leanne

  • Hi Leanne. Nice to hear from you. I am married as well. Anything special planned for relaxing tonight? Did you bring some of the wines you sampled back with you? AJ

  • Hi - all packed and ready for winery walkabout at Rutherglenn Victoria tomorrow - taking my laptop - will try to post at lunch and evening (if I can). Our theme is Mexican. First drinks 10am - can't wait!! Leanne

  • Good for you!

  • Just got back to go have lunch - having great time - cold here - so many cute guys!! Had a few wines - feeling good -can't wait fr this afteroon - more tastings!!

  • Awesome! Keep posting as you can. How are your girlfriends doing?

  • Ims is back fr a bit to shower andget changed then where going out fr dinnner and then jen andme are going out toparty I've hadbestest day f****** hot guys eveywhhere I'm going get totallydurnk tonight and bring onehome wth me.

  • My freindsare awesome they are the best! Allie isdrunk but were looking after her she nearlyfeel getting off the bus buts she's ok i don't know if she's coming out wth us or not

  • Good that you’re having so much fun. Keep posting about you and all your friends getting more and more drunk. You will certainly have lots of male attention and late night company.

  • 9.30am bus heere soon still halfdrunk from last night rememmber drinking tequila anddanicning and someyoungguy and me getting together hew was all 0ver me kissing me fingering me felllover walking home he was assume in bed got bitemarks on mybboobs andthgihs and im aching need to drink xxxxxx

  • Keep drinking and f****** Leanne. How did your girlfriends fare last night?

  • Am isback fr lunch litttletiny bitdrunk f****** parrtying babe i wannna ufck ims ishorny

  • You sound more than a tiny bit drunk. You definitely need to drink more though, and you need to f*** more soon. How did your girlfriends make out last night?

  • Hey ims istotallly underconttorl ok jstfeelling f****** h**** andwet and imgoing drink to imtotally drunk and jen gotfucked andamandda and rachelspent nightogether bus heresoon

  • Great—keep drinking and posting as you can. You do seem really drunk, but you know just what you want. I know you will be getting f****** e d again soon. Glad your girlfriends are having a great time too—would you ever, or have you ever, hooked up with them?

  • The guys you are all meeting on this trip are so lucky. Would love to be one of them.

  • I isam bak here atm y room here i pissted self on lawn jen fuckking bictch said im am todruunk go out but shecan fuckoff cus iwans ccock upmypussy and iis notgoing ware pantiesbra

  • Whres isu partywth me

  • It would be so hot for you to go out without your bra and panties. That would be so hot

  • I am here

  • I want to party with you

  • You go back out and get wasted and get f*****. Forget what she says.

  • What do you want to do with me?

  • Iwannts fucjk

  • If I were with you I would party with you

  • I would f*** you

  • What are you doing now?

  • Are you going to drink and f*** some more?

  • Keep posting. Tell me what you want to do Leanne

  • How was last night Leanne?

  • How many more "i like 2 get my wife drunk at home" bullshit posts do you need to put up? This has been going on for at least a couple of years now. Are you even married IRL? Are you even a guy? You certainly aren't emotionally stable, that much is certain.

  • Have a buddy or two come over after shes had a few..betting you will all get lucky

  • How are you doing Leanne?

  • Hey - been quiet - got big weekend coming up in fortnight. 6 friends and me going for long weekend on winery walkabout. Planning on getting VERY drunk

  • Hey there—good to hear from you! Have you seen your ex any time recently?

  • No I haven't - he decided he didn't want to "ruin his relationship with his wife " - the b******. May 8, 9 and 10 going on winery tour with friends - no husbands - planning on 3 days of being ridiculously drunk.

  • What is he thinking??? He’s going to regret giving you up, guaranteed. But hey, this winery tour you and your friends are doing just might be the start of a whole lot of new fun for you.

  • I hope so

  • Looking forward to hearing about your new adventures very soon.

  • Almost winery tour time! Bet you and your friends are itching to get started on the drunken fun.

  • Hi. I’m like your wife and love to get really bombed like that.

  • Hi there! What do you like to do when you get really bombed, and how often do you do it?

  • Hi. I like to misbehave. My boyfriend loves when I get very drunk. I don’t always want my boyfriend. I just want s**. I went out tonight and had a lot to drink. I just got home and don’t want to stop drinking.

  • And what kind of misbehavior are we talking about here?

  • What are you drinking? Did you meet anyone while you were out?

  • I had several glasses of red wine. It’s becoming hard to type because I’m drinking more now. I ran into some men that I know. Others flirted with me

  • No reason to stop drinking or typing. Sounds like you got some very welcome attention—did you meet anyone you might be interested in for the future?

  • Yes, I fooled around with one guy. We didn’t f***.

  • When I’m wasted I’m into almost anything

  • I could message some guys that I know and ask someone to come over. I don’t live with my boyfriend

  • That was going to be my next question—I have no doubt they would be right over. Can you describe yourself a little bit for me?

  • I’m 5’8”, fair skin, dark brown hair, green eyes, hourglass type of figure

  • What’s the wildest thing you’ve done when you’ve gotten wasted?

  • I’ve done too many things to pick one. S** against a building...bar bathrooms. I don’t know what’s wild

  • I’d say those definitely qualify as wild. What did you wear tonight?

  • Fitted black dress

  • I found this when I googled drunk s** or something like that

  • You came to the right place. Drunk s** is incredible. Do you like your man to get wasted with you and have s**?

  • I lovr drunk s**. I lovr when both people are wasted

  • I don’t know how mich more I can thpe. I should probably stop

  • No, keep going—it’s very sexy

  • Did you message one of your guy friends? What were you wearing tonight? From your description of your appearance, it’s no wonder the guys were all over you.

  • Realllly? What’s sexy about it?

  • It’s sexy to imagine you drinking at your place, having more wine, losing more and more control over your movements and inhibitions, but still wanting to share your wasted fun. Where are you at your place—in bed perhaps?

  • I’m
    Finishing a big glass of wine l. Won’t stop

  • That’s what I’m talking about. I can just hear you saying you won’t stop drinking in a slurred, sexy voice, and then taking another drink.

  • I said a fitted black dress

  • NOw a bra ant panties

  • What color are your bra and panties?

  • Black

  • IM
    I’m in my family room

  • Are you sitting up or lying down? Is there more wine in your bottle?

  • Sitting up. Tv on

  • I’m
    Almosdt finished with it but have more if I need it

  • I could still
    Call someone

  • Keep describing what you are doing. It’s so hot

  • I think you do need and want some more wine.

  • If I open anothhet bottle.ill be sioooo drunk

  • I love the look of a black bra and panties on a woman’s fair skin. I like them even more lying on the floor next to her

  • Have you finished your glass yet? Better get that bottle ready

  • I
    Don’t know where tim reply

  • This site is weird. Keep replying. I’ll find you

  • This site is weird. My replies are all over

  • I don’t even know how many people olm replying to onnhere. I’m finishing the bottle now. I have another to open.

  • All these are me

  • Who’s me?

  • Are you still there? Site would not let me post for like 15 minutes

  • How are you feeling now? You sound very, very drunk and h****

  • I’m
    Already very very druuinko

  • How far are you into the second bottle?

  • I didn’t open it

  • Wasnyg sure

  • It wasn’t letttinb me post either

  • Should I add my name ?

  • If you want to

  • Are you still in your bra and panties?

  • There has to be a better way to do this posting-wise

  • And open that second bottle

  • I will. I’m still in bra and panties. I think in need more wine and I’ll regret it in the mirimng

  • Posting here is hard. Not letting me

  • I message d my girlfriend that o eas out with tomhjt. She’s coming over. We are both not working tomorrow otr today. She’s going to have drinks with me. Soon. I’m
    Still thinking abliyf messaging a guy

  • Immd sooo driumk

  • Finally! I hate this posting system. You sound good and bombed indeed! I’m going to put a lot in this message. First off, me is Steve. I’d love to know your name if you want to give it. I’ll be up for a while too, but in case we keep having these delays, I’d enjoy doing this again with you the next time you get wasted. Let me know when your girlfriend gets there. How drunk was she when you left her, and what does she look like?

  • Hi, Steve...Im Lynn...She wont be here for anothert hour ot so...shre was only tipsy...shes hot...also brown hair and green eyes...not as fair and not tan...a little shorter..shes/ sexy like me

  • Im anut to give up posting....too muvh work

  • Hi Lynn...that’s a very pretty name...for a very sexy wasted woman...can’t wait for your hot friend to get there and start drinking with you...what time is it where you are? Steve

  • I hope you keep posting but I understand if you don’t...this posting system is a pain in the ass...did you finish the second bottle yet? Let me know what your girlfriend is wearing when she gets there...hope she gets as drunk as you are...

  • Again, I would enjoy posting with you in the future if you would like. Let me know. Steve

  • Have you and she ever fooled around, and if not, would you consider it? Just curious. Steve

  • I’ll post in the future. It’s 5:30an bere. We have made out intensely many times that’s it. Where are you aid what time is it?

  • Same time here. Steve

  • Did she arrive yet? I love that you two will be drinking at this time of the morning

  • Since you don’t have to work today, you can stay drunk all day...Steve

  • I need to stsyb awake by the time she gets here

  • Do you have a guy in mind to message? Whoever it is will be a lucky man

  • And don’t worry—if you enjoyed yourself tonight, no regrets in the morning

  • I pnly regert a hangover

  • I’m picturing you staggering to the door to let your girlfriend in, your black bra and panties accenting the glow of your curves and creamy skin

  • Im already staggering

  • How much of the second bottle have you had? Your girlfriend should bring some more

  • I habe more wine but she can bring some ...I had half og it

  • Does your girlfriend have a husband or boyfriend?

  • No hubasnd or boyfriend

  • It’s Lynn. I’m much less drunk now and just woke up. The room is still spinning a little and I wouldn’t drive. I had fun posting on here.

  • My friend had wine with me. She was tipsy. Not a mess like I was. We kissed and fell asleep. She got up and left. I’m in bed messaging with a guy that I fool around with. Lynn

  • Hey Lynn—it’s Steve. Finally got through

  • Just assume it’s going to take at least 30 minutes for anything to post. Good to hear from you and that you’re still a bit drunk...I had fun posting last night (this morning!) too. Glad your girlfriend made it over and that you two had some drinks and other fun...are you still in your bra and panties from last night? Are you planning on meeting the guy you’re messaging now later on?

  • It was so hot to read your posts as you got progressively more hammered...

  • Did your girlfriend get down to her bra and panties too?

  • Hi Steve. She was also in her bra and panties. I’m only in my panties now. Looking at my posts I can see how hammered I was then. Yes, he’s coming over soon. I told him to meet me in bed. I’m going to unlock my door. I’m supposed to see my boyfriend tonight. Lynn

  • Great Lynn...have an amazing time this afternoon and evening. Sounds like you will be VERY busy. Enjoy. Steve

  • Hi Steve. I had a great time yesterday. Thank you

  • Hi Lynn...thank you for a great time, too...how was your afternoon with your guy friend and evening with your boyfriend, and what are you up to tonight?

  • Keeping my fingers crossed about the posting speed...

  • Yes, it’s ridiculous on here. Is there a better option? Gmail?? I’m not a big fan of posting email addresses, but it’s an option.

    The afternoon was amazing. He climbed into bed with me and it was everything it should have been, dirty and hot. My evening was quiet. I stayed in with my boyfriend and watched a movie. He brought wine. It was nice. We had s** which was even more hot after my daytime activities. I’m home after a night out with a close girlfriend. Lynn

  • We’ll see how it goes on the e-mail...maybe as a last resort if it gets worse. When you said you were in bed in only your panties and wanted him to meet you, well...that’s a perfect setup and it sounds like it went perfectly. As for the evening, that’s just dirty sweet...what did you and your girlfriend do (I would assume some alcohol was consumed)? Is she still with you, and if you did drink, are you continuing? What are you wearing now? It’s nice to get a mental picture of you, especially after how you described yourself the other night...

  • I meant after a night out with a girlfriend

  • Okay. I probably had too much to drink because I misread that Lynn

  • What did you misread?

  • Was it the same girl from the other night?

  • I misread my own typing. I meant gmail off of here. This friend was in from out of state. We honestly had a great time together. We had drinks and talked about going to s** clubs in her next visit. She said I’d likely upset her. I promised to behave. I’m now in a chemise and short matching robe. I still have a drink from her visit. Lynn

  • Is she staying with you? What is she afraid you would do to upset her?😛 What color is your outfit...it sounds lovely on you...and what are you drinking? Steve

  • Is wine your favorite, or do you like a variety of drinks? Steve

  • I also love vodka. Drinking that now with diet tonic. I very much dislike this way of communication.
    lynn70xxx@gmail.com - Lynn

  • Hi Leanne—hope you haven’t been behaving yourself too much lately!

  • I live in the same house as my twin brother. He does the same thing to his wife she loves her booze. Kelly gets so smashed on those nights she doesn't realize we both have s** with her. She thinks it only my brother.

    This happens usually from Friday to Sunday nights.

Account Login
Signup
Is this post inapropriate?
Is this comment inapropriate?
Delete this post?