Whos' Your Daddy?
I'm probably your father. I use to f*** your momma when her husband went to work each morning. He left out the front door and I came in the back door. Your momma made me good meals like fried chicken and chicken fried steak. Then she led me up stairs and I f***** her brains out. My c*** went in so deep that she moaned loudly when I gave it to her. All the neighbors knew what her hubby didn't. Another rooster had been in the chicken coup. So it was me who put the sperm to the egg that eventually became you. I would take a bow but that's ok. I'm the unsung hero of the world. Someone has to plow all the fields and keep them fertile. That's me. So just know this. Things aren't always as they seem. Yeah baby! Who's Your Daddy? Well?