Man o man.

Too bad he's a guy.

Tell us about her, and why she gives you that particular urge.

Not him but I'd guess it's her personality, they way she works hard in life to defeat the patriarchy, the way she works out everyday and plays chess to show those evil men. Or, it's likely that she has a hole that one can insert an organ into to stimulate sexual pleasure.

Going by the demographics in this place, it's totally got to be the first one. *nods very seriously*

Why don't you just say I want pay support to my baby momma forever more?