I Goof Off At Work 6 Hours a Day, 5 Days a Week
I'm Dan and I spend on the average 6 hours a day, five days a week on my cell phone watching movies, listening to radio shows. I work on a government contract with the space program so I charge that time to the government. The taxpayer pays for this.
I'm so good with getting management and coworkers to believe that I'm actually getting work done. I'm an expert at getting other coworkers to get assignments I should get.
I've been doing this for over 2 years and there's noting that can be done about it! I'm laughing all the way to the bank!