Thoughts on taking over the Milkyway
I have a mind of a supervillain. I have this eternal urge to be an invisible dark force in everyone's life. I don't want fame or wealth. I want to be the obscure devil that no one sees but he sees everyone. I want the ultimate control over the universe... I want people to fear my invisible hand before they make a decision.
I have felt this way since I was a teenager. This urge is my only motivation to do something with my life. I have tried many different ideas for controlling people. Some ideas worked well on a small scale. I ruined few lives which I didn't really want to, but I had to do it because otherwise people forget that there is a devil pulling their strings. Perhaps I should have been more careful. I need to create something more manageable before I start again. There are 7.4 billion humans that I need to manage. And then maybe some aliens.
Plase suggest some ideas how can I do it.