Lap of Luxury
2 years of ago, my wife who was 37 at the time, while I was 39 at the time were at an antique store. My wife was looking at a jewelry display case, while I was in the room next door. My wife told me that she slowly starting backing up, not realizing that there was a chair behind her, let alone an old man sitting in it. She told me that as she backed up, that the back of her legs bumped into the front of his knees and she fell backwards into his lap. When I came back into the room, the first thing I saw was my wife sitting in this old man's lap (he was probably in his 60s) with her back to him and he had his arms wrapped around her waist from behind and they were both laughing. Needless to say, I didn't know that think. haha. Anyway, about 20 minutes later when my wife and I were about to leave, she needed to stop at in the restroom. While I was waiting for her, I saw the old man again and asked him, "Why didn't you warn my wife that you sitting right behind her?" He said to me, "At my age, how many times do you think a young woman like your wife will sit in lap". We both laughed. To this day, whenever my wife wears that same outfit (her red blouse and blue denim skirt), I always tease her and say to her, "Watch where your walking".