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Getting my wife drunk
I like to get my wife drunk at home, and watch her stagger around drunkenly.
Last night she was so drunk she staggered around naked in front of an open window of our apartment building and kept drinking and drinking until she could not walk or talk. She is SO HOT when drunk, something so slutty about my normally reserved wife getting herself bombed drunk and staggering around.
Absolutely. Too drunk to type well is our favorite. There was a delightful young woman a while back who used to leave updates like "Yup yun!p! I had three more shots hheehmehe. boyfriend mpoured thmem in my mouth cuz I cpouldn't hold them. ni caen't really walk at lal right now !! what should i drink nexzt?" Those were the best.
That’s funny and I can relate to that typing. I’ve checked my phone the next day and wondered WTF I was attempting to type to a particular person. Sometimes it was mortifying, but it was mostly hilarious as it closely resembled hieroglyphics