My Secret - Part 2
I did it. I talked to my wife about my desire to have a*** s**. And I gave her the strap-on to use on me.
She got all flustered and embarrassed and said she "wanted to think about it". She picked up the strap-on like it was a mess the puppy had left in the hallway with her face scrunched up in disgust.
That was Sunday. This is Tuesday.
I don't think this is going to go well.