Naked Cowboy at Texas Roadhouse

Me and some friends were having a get together at Texas Roadhouse and then in comes a man with a Cowboy Hat, a vest, no shirt underneath, bottomless chaps, no pants underneath, no underwear, and those god awful cowboy boot sandals and had several bottles of Budweiser and a Guitar and started to randomly sing obnoxious Country Music and dancing around like a fool.

Not only that but his Exposed ** was nearly in the faces of other diners and I swear I think I heard him **, he also stood on top of an empty table to sing Cotton Eyed Joe and he began to strip his clothes off and there were children here eating and now they will be scarred for life seeing some creep striping his clothes off in a public restaurant and not at a **.

Then he began to ask women in the restaurant to ride his horse with him and then as a waitress came over and to tell this man that he needs to leave or the Cops will come. He then takes out a Stuffed Horse on a Stick toy and puts it between his legs and then starts to force himself onto her with his stuffed Horse.

Then the Naked Cowboy began to spin his ** like a Lasso and had the Waitress touch his ** during the Horse Ride and this was clearly sexual assault. So then I took matters into my own hands and just like my friend Karen from Florida and how she deals with some barefoot drunk all the time I grabbed the **'s Guitar and smashed it over his head as the idiot fell to the Floor.

Texas Roadhouse staff dragged his half naked ** out of the Restaurant as everybody applauded as all of us can go back to eating in peace. It's a shame how some people don't know how to act in public, a grown man getting intoxicated, wearing revealing clothing, stripping and singing in public, and not to mention harassment too; it's people like that should not be allowed in public until they learn how to behave themselves.

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