I'm [F/25] going to jail.
I'm going to court tomorrow to accept a plea deal that'll have me spending nine months in the county jail. For the sake of protecting my identity, I'd rather not say what I did. I will, however, say that I am in fact guilty, that I deserve this sentence, and that I'm sorry for what I've done and will never be so stupid ever again.
I still can't believe I got myself into this mess. I can only hope I haven't ruined the rest of my life because of it.