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o god
my best friend always fawns over his cats- he thinks their sooooo special. They're NOT. They're fat and ugly. They're JUST cats- but not to this **. I pretend to like them but really...they're just nasty annoying cats. Nasty! I want to slap him every time he talks about how 'special' and unique they are. They aren't. I know he's attached to them but they're just ** CATS.
Ok, so I'm a dog person. But still.
homos love thier cats- and its annoying. this is the best confession ever because it's ** TRUE.
Homos also love to whine about their "best friends", because they desperately want to be girls and girls always talk ** about their BFFs. Speaking of that, just how closeted are YOU?
And also, it's not **. To fawn is to "To seek favor by flattery and obsequious behavior." or "To exhibit affection or attempt to please."
Sorry for the Double post
He is a god pet owner, there is nothing wrong with that. I have many pets, and I love them all. If he rants, ask him politely to stop, or explain nicely that the cats aren't your favorite thing in the world. Also, I do hope you relies by saying
"but not to this **"
You said
"but not to this equal"
:/
Hey first commenter.
** isn't harmless....
not to the animal. sicko.
Not much of a best friend for you to be talking all this ** about him.