my best friend always fawns over his cats- he thinks their sooooo special. They're NOT. They're fat and ugly. They're JUST cats- but not to this h***. I pretend to like them but really...they're just nasty annoying cats. Nasty! I want to slap him every time he talks about how 'special' and unique they are. They aren't. I know he's attached to them but they're just F****** CATS.
Ok, so I'm a dog person. But still.