A couple of years ago, my wife found out I was cheating on her. She's tried to make life for me miserable ever since then.
I decided to do something secretly to justify, in my mind, a way to get back at her. So I urinate a litle bit on anything she comes in contact with.
Sometimes I pee on the rug she has in front of the kitchen sink. One night while she was washing dishes, I ** in the dishwater when she left the room for a minute. Once in awhile I will pee on her clothes in the hamper. When I get in the shower I pee on her washcloth and soap. After she brushes her teeth I will ** on her tooth brush.
One day she was washing clothes and I had to take a shirt to throw in the washer. I ** in the washer. Seemed like a good place to pee so I do it often. I have found so many places to **, that I very seldom use the toilet.
I had a cat that did the same thing, except he was smart and mature.
Lake of fire for you **.
What a LEGEND
Wow, you're really ** up. Hope you get **-raped by apes.
Dont you know there is a monkey pox epidemic??