Naieve Dumb Kid

I am dating a girl who has a great sense of humor and a brain. We talk about everything and have lots of laughs at her asking flirty sexual questions. The answer I gave her to her last question had her laughing so hard she almost peed her pants. Her question was, "Did you ever have a woman dominate you in bed?" I laughed like ** and told her the following story.
When I was 19 years old I met an older woman in a hotel I was staying at because of a job transfer. She seduced me and had me on my back. She pinned my shoulders down with her hands and the full weight of her body. All I could do was keep thrusting my hips upward into her. The rest of me was helpless. I was dumb. I didn't know what ** were and didn't know what I had was an ** and that women had **. She was older and panting hard as she had ** after **. I was scared to death. I thought she was having a heart attack and ALL I kept thinking was, "PLEASE DEAR GOD. DON'T LET HER DROP DEAD ON ME. PLEASE DEAR GOD DON'T LET HER DROP DEAD ON ME!" I thought I was going to die to. TOTALLY HELPLESS and my hips thrusting on automatic because of my fear of her dieing on top of me and me unable to get her body off of me when she did. God! I was a really dumb kid. Afterwards she offered me any of the mink coats she had in her room. I declined the offer and left through the window so the desk clerk wouldn't know how long I was there and this woman's reputation wouldn't be questioned.
I found out she was a millionaire. Her husband was Chairman of the Board of a large company here in Connecticut. She wanted to take me back to Sweden with her. I was too scared to go figuring she would have a heart attack. I was stupid. I should have gone with her. I could have been an executive in the company. 20 years later I told my mother the story of this naive dumb kid not knowing which way was up. She said to me. "And you didn't get a coat for me? Shame on you." And we both laughed like **.
The woman I am dating couldn't stop laughing. She was picturing the whole situation of this kid and my mother's comment to top it off.
I hope everyone who reads this will be cheered up and laugh like ** to. Looking back on it I can see my confusion & fear because of my youth and laugh about it.
But. ** IT! Where is she now? LOL
Have a Great Funny, Happy Day.