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I'm 34 and have no friends. My mobile
I'm 34 and have no friends. My mobile is always on but it never rings. I am also still a virgin! People think I am gay and I really hate how my life has turned out. My right hand also has lots of blisters and I can't help but 'please' myself on a daily basis.
LOL Why not just ** a pro?
hand lotion.
Hehe...
You're my future.
Well, I've got friends. And I'll maintain them.
But I'm probably going to stay a virgin longer than you will.
have you heard of "myspace"
Get over it and move on.
40 year old virgin..
if you have no friends, join an organization that you know is safe for you and that will help you meet and greet new people.
your still a virgin, that is something to be proud of, no lie. ** is meant to be saved for marraige. and obviously your not married.
about pleasing yourself, is it worth it? i mean seriously. there is always someone watching you, always. no one wants to see that.
Learn to use your left hand while the right hand heals.
i feel sorry..sorry
surely this is a gag
jump buddy of a really tall bridge