I'm 34 and have no friends. My mobile

I'm 34 and have no friends. My mobile is always on but it never rings. I am also still a virgin! People think I am gay and I really hate how my life has turned out. My right hand also has lots of blisters and I can't help but 'please' myself on a daily basis.

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  • LOL Why not just s**** a pro?

  • hand lotion.

  • Hehe...

    You're my future.

    Well, I've got friends. And I'll maintain them.

    But I'm probably going to stay a virgin longer than you will.

  • have you heard of "myspace"

  • Get over it and move on.

  • 40 year old virgin..

  • if you have no friends, join an organization that you know is safe for you and that will help you meet and greet new people.
    your still a virgin, that is something to be proud of, no lie. s** is meant to be saved for marraige. and obviously your not married.
    about pleasing yourself, is it worth it? i mean seriously. there is always someone watching you, always. no one wants to see that.

  • Learn to use your left hand while the right hand heals.

  • i feel sorry..sorry

  • surely this is a gag

  • jump buddy of a really tall bridge

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