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Golden Times
I used to own a Golden Retriever named Jack. He was such an attentive animal and always tried to please me. Through the years Jack became my best friend and companion.
One night, after a shower, I was sitting on the couch dressed in my robe, when Jack came over and put his nose in my **. With little effort he opened the bottom of my robe and proceeded to lick my privates. His tongue and enthusiasm got my attention, but I was a bit reluctant to engage in **. I didn't want to encourage Jack, but I also didn't want him to stop because his tongue felt sooo good.
Meanwhile, each lick seemed to make Jack more enthusiastic, too. Not only was he using his magic tongue, but he started hopping around. It wasn't a stretch to imagine that Jack wanted more, but after raising him from a pup, when I looked into his eyes I just couldn't go any further.
But Jack obviously wanted more as he took a step back and started playfully barking at me while jumping about. But I couldn't fulfill his obvious desires, having raised him from a pup. He always looked up to me with non contingent trust and love that I didn't want to diminish with one night of pleasure. So I arrived at a solution that assuaged my guilt.
I went to the Internets and printed a head shot of Jeff Bezos. Then I cut out eye holes and duck taped it to Jack's head. It covered the top of his head and snout, but left his mouth free to pleasure me, which he promptly did - to my immediate appreciation and enjoyment. In the late stages of my appreciation I was screaming "Yes, Jeff. Lick me good."
Across the following years, Jack learned that he could fulfill my every desire by bringing me the old battered print of Bezos and dropping it in my lap. He knew that once I attached the mask that I was ggg to any of his carnal desires. Any desires. But only when he was wearing the Bezos mask.
I miss that dog.
Funniest ** ever!