The 43 year old virgin

At this point---I guess alcohol is my woman. ** from a bottle. It's warm----toasty and inviting. Ir takes my pain away for a while. It doesn't ask anything of you,it doesn't judge you. it's soothing. It's says I'm here for you---for the time being. Take me in moderation and I can make you feel happy.Alcohol is kinda like a woman. Use your head and treat me with respect and don't misuse me or abuse me---and we can share some good times to together. I'm always here when you need me. Unlike a woman I don't complain or fuss. I just listen. I'm quiet----unassuming. I'm gentle to the soul. I'm can't love you or like you--but I still know you in a way. I always enjoy our time together.
Dear alcohol----me too...baby me too...

Jan 15

Next Confession

I'm a piece of **

Related Posts

See today's best, hand picked, Amazon deals - Updated daily

2 Comments

  • newest
  • most popular
  • oldest
  • Just get a prostitute already. Just get it done; no one will hold it against you.

  • Crackling Rosie get on board.

Account Login
Signup
Is this post inapropriate?
Reason for reporting this post
Report this comment
Reason for reporting this comment
Delete this post?