Turdburgers

So for some reason every time I eat Green Jell-O my ** turns green and looks like pickles.

So after taking a green ** after eating Green Jell-O I fished my green turds out of the toilet and opened a pickle jar and put the turds in the pickle jar.

Then when we had Hamburgers later that day my family took pickles out of the jar except that instead they my green turds.

They took one bite of my ** burgers and they all threw up as I laugh.

Now we are no longer allowed to have burgers anymore but i'm not gonig to say that I took a ** in them.

Tickle My Pickle for ** and Giggles.

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