The horror of termination

I was fired from a company with loads of great benefits. Six weeks pass and I get taken into the HR office and was told I had made so many mistakes that I was going to be fired. At first it didn't hit me. Goodbye benefits and hello job hunting. Back to the old drawing board.

The lady in HR was looking at me like she was an eagle looking down on a chick. Your outta here John. Don't let the door hit your ** on the way out. My attempts to defend myself got the responce "I've been getting calls" ok I quickly gave up and left the HR and gathered my things. The secretary looked on in horror and it especially bad when we made eye contact when I was on the elevator waiting for it to close.

The job offered candy to its workers and I made sure they got all their candy back before I left.

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