I steal pointless junk from cheap stores
It started just last week, my new thrill. I walked into a thrift store and started looking at all these belts and took one and tried it on. I suddenly noticed how there is nothing on the clothing for theft detection, I looked at the ceiling and the doors and thought; no cameras, no door detectors. I thought to myself.."It's silly how I can probably walk outta here and no one would notice this isn't my belt". I left the belt, didn't want to take it, but started looking at these little items on the shelf that people had given up. I saw a little dish that said London, totally useless item, souvenir, probably made in another country...But I happen to like London, so I looked left...right...and slipped it in my pocket. Didn't feel nervous at all. It's still with me. I have a lot of dollar stores where I live, and I have now taken some candy, colored pencils, and a other pieces of junk I always liked but would never find worthy to even spend a damn dollar on. I told myself when I took the London dish I would return it one day and laugh at the fact they didn't notice. I might even switch out clothes I don't want. Oh boy...I never thought I'd ever do something like this. I feel bad sometimes. I only take junk, and small enough to fit in a pocket. Let's hope that's enough to satisfy my boredom. Btw, I removed the price tag from my London dish...Made in Taiwan.