I wish sometimes that I never had kids
I wish sometimes that I never had kids. I love them and they can be great. But I am selfish and want to sleep in, lay on the couch, not watch cartoons, not have to share my snack, pee in peace, walk around naked, not have the damned car seat in the back, go out to bars all the time, bring home men (s**** the fact that I married and the little trophy wife who "likes to play nurse for a living" D***, I make more money then you!!!) and all the great things that I miss from my early twenties.