It's been too long

It's been so long since I've had s** that even the s** in my dreams has become abstract. Instead of fantasizing of deep penetration with multiple partners, my wet dreams usually consist of spreading butter on a warm dinner roll. I don't think my mind or body would even know how to have s** anymore.

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  • ^^I came.

  • It was wheat and the roll was very large in my dream. About the size of a basketball. The slab of butter slowly melted down into the crevices between the rounded top of the roll. After the butter was mostly melted from the heat of the roll, I sliced the middle with a butter knife and let the warm butter run down in the sliced gap and become absorbed by the steaming bread. It was soooo good.

  • I'm a little turned on by the whole butter-roll scenario. Was it white or whole grain? How big was it?

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