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It's been too long

It's been so long since I've had ** that even the ** in my dreams has become abstract. Instead of fantasizing of deep penetration with multiple partners, my wet dreams usually consist of spreading butter on a warm dinner roll. I don't think my mind or body would even know how to have ** anymore.

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    • Ok, you made me laugh. Maybe you need a nice big **. Or go pick up someone at a bar, make sure you have condoms! Actually, I know how you feel. I rarely have ** and when I do it hurts. This is due to treatment of breast cancer. I feel like a virgin each time. Bleed and everything. Ouch!

    • ^^I came.

    • It was wheat and the roll was very large in my dream. About the size of a basketball. The slab of butter slowly melted down into the crevices between the rounded top of the roll. After the butter was mostly melted from the heat of the roll, I sliced the middle with a butter knife and let the warm butter run down in the sliced gap and become absorbed by the steaming bread. It was soooo good.

    • I'm a little turned on by the whole butter-roll scenario. Was it white or whole grain? How big was it?

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