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Men are just like children, bless them!
I have three male friends, J, K and M. Oh and they make me feel just like a mother! I love taking them to McDonald's and shouting them ice-cream after work. They joke around with each other and shove each other sometimes and punch each other on the shoulder. They're all so excitable and easy to entertain. Once we bought a happy meal, just for some sort of joke, and when I saw them playing with the toys that was when I realized how I felt about them: I wish J, K and M were my kids. I keep a picture in my purse of each of them, I even showed it to someone once while I was away on a business trip, I said "these are my children" and they believed me and said they were so handsome! I bought them all Christmas gifts for this year already I love these darlings so much!
I'm thinking of telling J, K and M how I really feel about them. I feel just as much a mother to these three friends as any natural mother. I keep thinking, how can I get them to really accept me as their mother? Will they go along with it? Will they accept me?
show them your ** and tell them"you came out of that" then they will accept you.get some ** beads and stuff them up your ** and tell them there is a toy at the end of it and they will pull it out....or just buy them some ice cream
They act like children because they are trying to enjoy life not because their stupid or immature i am a smart guy but when i am around my buds i act like i am 13 again. life is short live each day like its your last
Ahhhh, this is the first time I've laughed all day. Thanks, guys. :)
^Did you even READ the comments? You stupid **, it was the Brits and Yanks arguing about their countries, it had NOTHING to do with your post.
This was viewed over 200 times 0_0?!
This is OP here, face palming you all. I mean come on it really is THE most pathetic and obvious attempt at an insult. Why are you even paying it the time of day?
I just want to thank everyone, English and American, for taking us back to the old days of confessionpost, even if only for a fleeting moment.
America is probably overrated in a lot of places but BRITAIN DOWNRIGHT **! Grow some brains already!
^Wow, and the genius is back.
I will never give the definition of the word invent ever again.
^Has every right to be a hypocrite. I've been to England, sorry a lot more fat English than you let on about.
My cousin from Dublin said about the same thing "You see a thin person from Great Britain, they're Irish or Scottish."
Besides, love that your royalty is a result from inbreeding. If I want to be led by someone I want their family tree to branch off, if you get my meaning.
Jealous of Britain's superiority? Oh yeah, I forgot the superior surveillance system on every ** lampost and building in London, the laws that let packs of kids beat the ** out of other kids, and get no time for it You ladies and gentlemen were worth something at one time, but now the only difference between you and America is your location.
thttp://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/uk/crime/article6821037.ece
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/lawandorder/6132286/NHS-blunders-allowed-cannibal-Peter-Bryan-to-kill-two.html
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1212734/Yobs-left-young-man-half-head-escape-charges.html
What a superior country. I don't hate England, never have, but don't ** push yourselves as being better.
OH BEFORE YOU MATCH CRIME FOR CRIME, I NEVER SAID WE WERE BETTER, I ONLY SAID YOU'RE IN THE SAME PIT WE ARE. READ THIS BEFORE YOU START TALKING OUT OF YOUR **, OR **, RESPECTIVELY.
ye ye . hail the queen ma she is a stupid **. Priincess diana was a ** bag. you sir are a pissy ** who licks his own **. I hate england i hate the way you speak and for god sakes see a dentist. Oh ye a dentist is a doctor who specializes in teeth.
** all you pissy ** brits. if it wasnt for us you would be speaking german. Oh ye the french can ** off to ungratful **. **
^Even smarter! What a brilliant mind you must have!
^Wow, you're a genius with the comebacks. You've got to be from Manchester