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Men are just like children, bless them!
I have three male friends, J, K and M. Oh and they make me feel just like a mother! I love taking them to McDonald's and shouting them ice-cream after work. They joke around with each other and shove each other sometimes and punch each other on the shoulder. They're all so excitable and easy to entertain. Once we bought a happy meal, just for some sort of joke, and when I saw them playing with the toys that was when I realized how I felt about them: I wish J, K and M were my kids. I keep a picture in my purse of each of them, I even showed it to someone once while I was away on a business trip, I said "these are my children" and they believed me and said they were so handsome! I bought them all Christmas gifts for this year already I love these darlings so much!
I'm thinking of telling J, K and M how I really feel about them. I feel just as much a mother to these three friends as any natural mother. I keep thinking, how can I get them to really accept me as their mother? Will they go along with it? Will they accept me?
^You know the definition of invent?
1. To produce or contrive (something previously unknown) by the use of ingenuity or imagination.
2. To make up; fabricate.
England did not say "Lets colonize this new continent, so they can rebel against us and beat the everliving ** out of us. Then they will create their own country."
I think our independence was not something you planned, so you did not invent us.
Kind of sad really, a person from the country that spawned the language can't use it properly.
Aww come on boys, is it really that insulting? Don't you find it sweet in some (ok yes twisted, sick) way?
^ Which doesn't mean we should forgive them for the incorrect use of "there", rather than "their". It's grammatical sacrilege.
They all ** each other and she eats the ** out of there **
^You're missing the point, she wasn't relating a confession, she was trying to troll men into rude responses.
I know what you mean, I have some women friends, can't tie their own shoelaces without directions, so I'm always looking out for them.