Sometimes I almost (emphasis on almost) wish I had cancer because then people would be more likely to want to grant my dying wish... thus making the chance of me getting to sleep with one of the Beatles a lot higher.

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  • You would have better luck asking for Obamas birth certificate than sleeping with a Beatle. Be prepared for disappointment

  • everyone has their own sickening thoughts...
    some slightly stranger than others

  • A big f****** idiot.

  • You're an idiot.

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