Hey, Neighbor, Look What I Got For You
There's a man who lives across the street who hates his wife. Blatantly hates his wife (she's such a b****), but he stays with her because of their kid, whose almost 18. Anyway, I'm really attracted to him and want to make him feel better because he seems so depressed and lonely. I know that he's home alone on Wednesdays around noon (no, I'm not a stalker) and don't know if I should go over and show him what he's been missing out on. He's a bit shy, so I don't know how I'm going to go about it yet, but should I:
1 - go over next Wednesday and let him f*** the living h*** out of me on the kitchen counter
2 - ignore it.