The tampon? It was mine.
That tampon I found under the seat while cleaning out your truck? It was mine. We did it months ago on your birthday and I pulled it out and forgot about it- but I used finding it as an opportunity to put the screws to you for all the mean and hateful s*** you did to me over the last two years. I enjoyed making you sweat. While I hate what I've become- I have never been the devious type- never the 'get back at you' type, I did it. This time. And it felt good. I'm not proud of it but take some of your own medicine you cheating lying 'the rules apply to everyone but me' swine of an a$$hole.