SeaWorld and Hookers
I've always wanted to buy a h***** off the street and pay her to just hang out with me. I'm not lonely or nothing, like I have a bunch of friends but when I'm older... I'm gonna make a h*****'s day.
"What do you need me to do?"
"Nothing at all, miss. Do you want to some coffee? Maybe go to SeaWorld?"
LOLZ. It's gonna be a blast. xDD