I'm embarassed to say I bought a blow up doll

I bought a blow up doll and I sleep with her every night. I'm embarrassed about this but at least I have a substitute for the real thing I can get along with and make love to whenever I want.

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  • Holy s***, it's Bud Bundy!

  • You should not be embarrassed. What you are doing is a natural expression of your particular brand of s**. Look at the positives. You won't get a woman pregnant, get any gross STDs, or ever pay child support.

  • Does it suck your d***?

  • Not quite, but you can use your hands to simulate a good d*** suck. It's not bad actually.

  • Where does the c** go?

  • At the bottom of the p**** they have an easy to clean bag made out of what I am not sure. I only know the p**** feels as real as real can get, and, f***, I don't have to take the doll out or s**** around with bullshit foreplay. When I'm ready. She's hot to trot. S***, I may never waste time with a real woman again. I have it all in my blow up girl! Sweet!

  • Not that I want to buy one, but how much do they cost and where can you get them?



  • $75 to $5,000. You buy online. Google can show you where. You have to spend at least a thousand to get a decent one. I went through 6 of the $75 ones in a month. Nothing worse than having one explode while your d*** is in it.

  • Does it spit or swallow!

  • Was it good for you?

  • Absolutely. It don't get no better.

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