My motherloving birthday.

All I want for my birthday is you...............

No it's not a boy, it's a kitten! My birthday is this Thursday and that's all I want. The thing is, I don't own my own home, we rent. On our lease, it says no animals. I am ignoring that. I am willing to get kicked out for a kitten. I want one so bad. That is the only thing I've been asking for nonstop. Please birthday fairies let it happen. Give me the cutest kitten for my birthday. I'll love it so much! :) I just want one SO bad, my heart aches as I type these words. Okay, I'm exaggerating, but still. I want one so bad. PLEAAASE GIVE ME A KITTEN.

Oct 2, 2011

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  • Can't wait to get me a p**** too

  • Cats kill songbirds, who are much more useful in nature than your domestic cats... I hope your "kitten" gets run over by a truck, and then dies a slow and painful death on the side of the street while it's softly screeching and trying to crawl away.

  • I feel the same way about kids, who are much more destructive than cats. I'm imagining your kitten scenario, only it's one of your illegitimate oxygen wasters that's screeching out its last whiny breaths. Sound good? :)

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