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You don't know it yet but when your birthday comes, I will be finally through with you. That's my way of celebrating your birthday. Bye bye to you.
Have a nice ** life, **.
ok then mom,ill see u at the party thou . u still getting me a gift ?
I can beat this. I dumped my boyfriend on Christmas eve, and to torment him further, I slept with his two best friends. Boy was he **, lol. Served him right for being a ** about buying me more gifts and calling me a high maintenance **.
**! This women is awesome with the comebacks. I suspect her boyfriend is going to regret losing her fun and challenging personality and will be bored with women who won't hold a candle to all this woman brings to the table.
She sounds like the B word to me.
That's right... B for BEAUTIFUL, BOLD and BODACIOUS ! You nailed it ! (well, not NAILED it...)
You are OBVIOUSLY a man of great discernment and awareness... my next boyfriend...step right up ! ;)
Best birthday present of my life. I was fed up with your lackluster bedroom performance anyway. So good riddance!
It was lackluster 'cuz you STOPPED turning me on and became a pathetic excuse for a lover !
Ahhh, that was sweet. I'll blow out a candle in memory of our failed relationship.
Well that makes sense since you BLOW !
Well, excuuuuuuse me for trying to be nice!
Oh PUHLEEZ. You totally forgot HOW to be nice.